the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.new york to haiti
greenland is right out
ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want
Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.
Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?
There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.
In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:
As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.
Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.
ED FUCKING SHEERAN IN SINGAPORE FUCKING FINALLY.
No, I cannot calm down.
It is exactly things like this that make me feel so alive and I lose myself to the rush of emotions all over my body.
I feel so grateful that I can make myself react in ways that I do not have control over. My legs went weak and my stomach turned. It was so amazing.
Some days I feel like nothing can surprise me anymore, nothing can make my heart leap out of my chest and I have to MAKE myself react to things.
So when involuntary reactions occur, the positive kinds, it restores my faith in this life of mine. It gives me hope and strength to get through my days, to discover what could ignite my senses.
This is more than me fangirl-ing over Ed Sheeran. This is me thanking him for being an agent which reminds me of the wonders of being human.
And for that, I will always love him. Mwaaks.
Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like
what the fuck kind of scenario is that
a gatsby party
THE BOOKS BEEN OUT SINCE 1925 YOU ABSOLUTE PANCAKE
This whole post is gold
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s
Emma Watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats
Literally a goddess.
*slow clapping in the distance*
The more you look at it, the more normal boobs look.. It’s like, just boobs. So the fuck what?
Sigh. Boobs are overrated.